You Might Be a Commie Pinko

If you like what Bill Maher has to say on ANY subject, you might be a commie pinko.

If you believe that someone other than Jimmy Carter (due to his bungling of the Shah incident) is responsible for the rouge terrorist state of Irantoday, you might be a commie pinko.

If you think Ted Kennedy got fair treatment by the press and prosecutors concerning the Chappaquiddick incident, you might be a commie pinko.

If you believe that Barbra Streisand really has the best interests of the poor and downtrodden at heart and not just her megalomania, you might be a commie pinko.

If you agree with Hillary Clinton that some vast right wing conspiracy caused her husband’s philandering, you might be a commie pinko.

PS: A true Commie Pinko would also have to lump ’sniper bullets flying overhead’ into her recollections, er, exaggerations.

If you think Sean Hannity is always wrong and Alan Colmes is always right, you might be a commie pinko.

If you would like to send a hit squad to track down Ann Coulter because her completely correct statements about you and your beliefs frustrate you, you might be a commie pinko.

If you disagree with everything said by conservative talk radio host (insert your least favorite; e.g. Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck), you might be a commie pinko.

If you think that Mitt Romney is too good and his logical, fact-based solutions scare you to death, you might be a commie pinko.

If you think John McCain is a right wing conservative, you might be a commie pinko.