You Might Be a Commie Pinko

If you agree with Hillary Clinton that some vast right wing conspiracy caused her husband’s philandering, you might be a commie pinko.

PS: A true Commie Pinko would also have to lump ’sniper bullets flying overhead’ into her recollections, er, exaggerations.

If you think Sean Hannity is always wrong and Alan Colmes is always right, you might be a commie pinko.

If you would like to send a hit squad to track down Ann Coulter because her completely correct statements about you and your beliefs frustrate you, you might be a commie pinko.

If you think that Mitt Romney is too good and his logical, fact-based solutions scare you to death, you might be a commie pinko.

If you think John McCain is a right wing conservative, you might be a commie pinko.

If you know that Hillary and Bill Clinton would never lie to the American public, you might be a commie pinko.

PS: how do you tell when a commie pinko is lying? When their lips are moving.