You Might Be a Commie Pinko

If you think Sean Hannity is always wrong and Alan Colmes is always right, you might be a commie pinko.

If you would like to send a hit squad to track down Ann Coulter because her completely correct statements about you and your beliefs frustrate you, you might be a commie pinko.

If you disagree with everything said by conservative talk radio host (insert your least favorite; e.g. Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck), you might be a commie pinko.

If you think that Mitt Romney is too good and his logical, fact-based solutions scare you to death, you might be a commie pinko.

If you think John McCain is a right wing conservative, you might be a commie pinko.

If you know that Hillary and Bill Clinton would never lie to the American public, you might be a commie pinko.

PS: how do you tell when a commie pinko is lying? When their lips are moving.

If you believe that the New York Times and Washington Post have no liberal bias, you might be a commie pinko.