You Might Be a Commie Pinko

If you think the second amendment was put into the Bill of Rights solely to protect the government’s ability to form militias, you might be a Commie Pinko.

Actually, the second amendment is about INDIVIDUAL rights - see http://www.nranews.com/article.aspx?article=91

“Comrades! We must abolish the cult of the individual decisively, once and or all.”
(Nikita Khrushchev , February 25, 1956 20th Congress of the Communist Party)

“We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society.”
(Hillary Clinton, 1993)

“We can’t be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans …”
(President Bill Clinton, USA Today, March 11, 1993, Page 2A)

If you hang on every word spoken by the world’s foremost environmental expert (Al Gore) and firmly believe that the earth’s demise from global warming is just a few years away, you might be a Commie Pinko.

NOTE: Commie Pinkos, for an interesting read on global warming, go here: http://www.hardwareanalysis.com/content/article/1873/global-warming-fact-or-farce/

How many Hybrid cars must be driven to negate the green house gases from one large forest fire? Do not attempt to answer that; a true CP will not accept any data or facts unless it is from fellow CPs, Gore, or Michael Moore.

If you firmly believe that we went to war with Iraq to secure oil, or that we went to war because conservatives are warmongers who would thrust democracy as some sort of empire building strategy, that it would be better to let anti-American insurgents bring their war to our homeland, you might be a commie pinko.

UPDATE: Ann Coulter agrees with YMBACP:

“It is unquestionable that Bush has made this country safe by keeping Islamic lunatics pinned down fighting our troops in Iraq. In the past few years, our brave troops have killed more than 20,000 al-Qaida and other Islamic militants in Iraq alone. That’s 20,000 terrorists who will never board a plane headed for JFK — or a landmark building, for that matter.

We are, in fact, fighting them over there so we don’t have to fight them at, say, the corner of 72nd and Columbus in Manhattan — the mere mention of which never fails to enrage liberals, which is why you should say it as often as possible.” Bush’s America: 100 Percent Al-Qaida Free

If you sympathize with or are a member of the American Communist Lawyer’s Union (ACLU), you might be a commie pinko.

If you are a member or a sympathizer of the NEA (National Extortion Association, oops, er… National Education Association) you might be a commie pinko.

If you like what Bill Maher has to say on ANY subject, you might be a commie pinko.

If you believe that someone other than Jimmy Carter (due to his bungling of the Shah incident) is responsible for the rouge terrorist state of Irantoday, you might be a commie pinko.

If you think Ted Kennedy got fair treatment by the press and prosecutors concerning the Chappaquiddick incident, you might be a commie pinko.

If you believe that Barbra Streisand really has the best interests of the poor and downtrodden at heart and not just her megalomania, you might be a commie pinko.

If you agree with Hillary Clinton that some vast right wing conspiracy caused her husband’s philandering, you might be a commie pinko.

PS: A true Commie Pinko would also have to lump ’sniper bullets flying overhead’ into her recollections, er, exaggerations.